Mike Napoli is an Absolute Animal

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Mike Napoli should fit right in this year. Look at the form on that tit grab.

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These chicks definitely blew him before and after this. Ass on the left is near perfect. What I would give to pick that wedgie.

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This is without question my favorite picture. Look at that stare. 100000% had sex with that chick in the bathroom. If all goes according to plan, Napoli and Gronk will be slaying every piece of pussy in Boston by December next year.

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Granderson Breaks His Arm, Out 10 Weeks

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As Bob Dylan sang, “Ohhhh how does it feeeeeel.” Taste it, embrace it New York. Sox road to the Division Title just got a whole lot easier. See you folks in October.

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Mark My Words: John Lackey Becomes a Fan Favorite This Year.

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This dude is made for Boston.  Just doesn’t give a fuck.  Double fists beers in the clubhouse, kicks his wife to the curb while she’s struggling with cancer, how can’t we love this guy?  

In all seriousness, he’s been absolute garbage on the field, but with the amount of money pitchers make today, just give me 2 good years Lackey.  Like when JD Drew hit that Grand Slam in the ALCS in ’07.  Justified the whole contract.  Lackey has that chance… Now all he has to do is get out of the 5th inning. 

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Jon Lester Did The Damn Thing Today

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Great start for Lester today in Spring Training.  Retired 6 straight on 24 pitches, 17 for strikes.  Could this be the year that he binks the CY Young?  I’ve been saying he’s gonna win it since ’08, but I feel it more than ever now.  One thing I know for sure is that he will get absolutely LIT up on Opening Day, and sometime after the All-Star break he’ll reel off like 10 straight victories. Some things never change I guess..  

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Is Theo Epstein The Worst Shortstop Evaluator of All Time?

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The Red Sox revolving door at shortstop should be ending soon with the emergence of 20 year old phenom Xander Bogaerts.  And in all honestly, I have no fucking clue who brought that dude in, but how ASS was Theo at evaluating shortstops?  Edgar Renteria?  Fucking awful.  Julio Lugo?  Dude looked like a headless turkey out there.  Then we hear all about how great Jose Iglesias is gonna be.  Kid can’t even hit (Billy Madison voice).

I’m not saying Theo wasn’t a good GM either.  He brought us 2 championships, and will probably go down as the greatest Sox GM of all time.  But how is it with an enormous payroll we couldn’t get a guy to stay at short for more than 2 seasons?  And now Ben Cherington comes in and signs Stephen Drew.  Phew, the savior has arrived.  If I were a betting man (which I’m not, and that’s a story for another time) I’d be willing to bet Stephen Drew is on the 60 day DL by May.  Well done, Ben.  Well done.

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